Tim Allen recently shared a humorous story about his encounter with Tom Cruise during the premiere of *Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning*. The comedian recounted the incident during his stand-up performance at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles on January 8, 2026, eliciting laughter from the audience.
Allen, 72, known for his candid humor, described how he often engages with films while watching them in theaters. He recalled attending the *Mission: Impossible* premiere and expressing his disbelief during a particularly outrageous stunt scene. Approximately thirty minutes into the film, he shouted “bulls**t” in response to a scene where a BMW flips and Cruise’s character emerges unscathed. Allen’s outburst caused a stir in the theater, prompting the audience to turn their attention toward him.
He humorously recounted the moment, saying, “The whole theater went quiet and everyone turned to look at me.” A fellow moviegoer even called out, referencing Allen’s famous role as Buzz Lightyear from *Toy Story*, “Yeah, it’s kind of funny Mr. [Buzz] Lightyear?”
Despite the initial laughter, Allen felt a wave of anxiety wash over him, particularly when he noticed Cruise, who is known for his affiliation with Scientology, walking toward him after the film ended. “I’m scared to death, even though the dude is literally this tall,” he joked, gesturing to indicate Cruise’s height of 5’7″. Allen decided to apologize, saying, “hi, bye,” and described Cruise as a “nice guy,” but added humorously, “I think he put a spell on me.”
The exchange highlights Cruise’s significant presence within Hollywood, as well as the often humorous interactions between celebrities. Allen’s anecdote included a vivid description of Cruise’s reaction, stating, “His eyes got really red and something hit me,” which he attributed to the actor’s Scientology beliefs.
Beyond the encounter with Cruise, Allen’s performance also featured jabs at other Hollywood figures. He expressed his longstanding rivalry with Tom Hanks, humorously lamenting how Hanks secured the lead role in *Turner & Hooch*, a part Allen had hoped to play. “I told the guys at Disney he was a ‘no talent motherf**ker,'” Allen quipped, eliciting laughter from the audience.
Additionally, Allen made light of Ryan Reynolds’ superhero persona, suggesting that the *Deadpool* star might not even be in his costume during certain scenes. He humorously speculated that Reynolds might instead be in his trailer getting his nails done.
Throughout his set, Allen also reflected on the challenges of his own iconic roles, particularly his portrayal of Santa Claus. He revealed that wearing the Santa outfit from *The Santa Clause* films was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of his career, citing the hefty 58-pound fat suit and extensive makeup sessions.
As Allen continues his 2026 tour, he remains a captivating figure in the entertainment industry, blending humor with personal anecdotes. His return to the role of Buzz Lightyear in the upcoming *Toy Story 5*, set to release on June 19, further solidifies his lasting impact on audiences.
Tim Allen’s engaging storytelling not only entertains but also serves as a reminder of the lighter side of celebrity encounters, showcasing how even the most renowned actors can find themselves in amusing situations.
